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Laugh. I just had to share it with you

Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by Kenbo, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Kenbo

    Kenbo Member

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    Found this on an electricians forum belive it or not :lol:

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    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need
    your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've
    suspected for some time now that my wife has been
    cheating on me.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the
    caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the
    girls a lot recently although when I ask their
    names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
    you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming
    home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I
    can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out
    of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
    a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time
    it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should
    never touch her phone again and why was I checking up
    on her.

    Anyway, I have never appr! oached the subject with my
    wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the
    truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
    to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson
    motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it
    so I could get a good view of the whole street when
    she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley that
    I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
    be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it
    back to the dealer?

    Thanks,
     
    Kenbo, Jul 19, 2007
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  2. schmuckaholic

    schmuckaholic Well-Known Member

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    (snippage)

    Heard this on the radio last week. This version had the guy crouching behind his golf clubs in the garage, and as his wife got out of the car, buttoned up her blouse and was putting her panties back on, noticing a hairline crack in one of his graphite club shafts.
     
    schmuckaholic, Jul 19, 2007
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    LOL!
     
    Anthony14, Jul 19, 2007
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    Poor sod. He seem's unsure that he can fix the problem himself and given the cost's involved in repairing Harleys!!!
     
    faighaigh, Jul 20, 2007
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    When I heard this he was crouching behind his BMW bike. Still he has his priorities right :D
     
    KiwiXJ750D, Jul 20, 2007
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    That was a hoot!! I copied and pasted it and sent it off to all my buddies!!
     
    Chared03HD, Jul 20, 2007
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