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The Kentucky Biker

Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by rescue76, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. rescue76

    rescue76 Member

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    Location:
    Corbin, Ky US
    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
    Kentucky Biker are all working together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.

    I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    can come into our precious land.

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.

    Please tell me more about this wall.

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.

    Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.

    The Kentuckian sits down on his XJ, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
    smiles and says,

    'Fill it with water.'



    Thought you'all would enjoy that...Ride safe..Im heading home.
     
  2. Robert

    Robert Active Member

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    I'll simply say this "joke" isn't very nice. While it may seem to be "ok" to beat on the middle east, I've met just as many nice people from those regions as I have met from Kentucky. I wouldn't wish ill upon anyone's head.
     

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