What children say...this is true!

My daughter let the dogs out into the garden and wanted my youngest son, who was on the computer, to let them back in.

Daughter: Will you let the dogs in?
Son: Yeah.
Daughter: Swear you will.
Son: Yeah, bitch.
Daughter: What did you say?!
Son: you told me to swear.

 

I laughed, I'll admit it....

 

Yeah, I had to laugh on that one. And if I were there, I would have probably laughed harder. Now the real question, how old are they, because if you say some young age I will start laughing all over again.

 

HIllarious, thanks I needed that today.

 

Kids say the dardest thing.
My daughter and I (when she was 2 years old)

Me: "Emma, go put your shoes on so we can go out to eat".
Emma: "OK Daddy, but you'll have to tie them for me".
Me: (seeing she had them put on wrong) "Emma, your shoes are on the wrong feet!"
Emma: (with a very serious look on her face) "Daddy, these are the only feet I have."
What can you say to that?!!

 

My daughter is 16 but my son is 7!!

 

Ha! Big sister definitely got OWNED!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

 

lol, when my son was young he would ask me for a sip of beer,sometimes i would give him a little sip,anyhow i started working in a micro brewary with hundreds of different types of beer,one day i bought home a type of german beer and i said to my 7year old, would you like to try this new beer and he said "no thanks, i dont drink much anymore"

 

Ken007,
That might have just been a blessing in disguise!

 

yeah your right it could be but in his entire life he would have been lucky to have had half a glass of beer

 

My eldest is 25 now,when he was about 8, the first afternoon on holiday in an upmarket Tea room in Matlock Derbyshire in the peak district, when the waitress comes for our order,young Richard chimes up in a loud and clear voice so all the room can hear "Anyhow my Dad says Fast Food makes you sick Quick", all eyes on a Beetroot faced Me.